Rubber Up!


ROFL Mail’s Rubber Up! anonymous prank mail is a great way to tell someone how the world would be a better place without people like them – anonymously.

Send someone 4 premium condoms, with a personal letter stating how the recipient should not be reproducing anymore, for humanity’s sake!

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What do I get to send?

  • 4 premium latex condoms. Sometimes flavoured, for those who taste them, ROFL!
  • A letter stating that the recipient should just stop reproducing all by itself – how we don’t need another person like them in this society, burning them for sure!

(please be sure to read all the sections below before purchasing – thanks!)



Every time we encounter a dick, or a douche bag, we think to ourselves that life would be better if all the people of that nature just ceased to exist. Imagine that eh. No stupid, arrogant, rude, self conceded, obnoxious, useless people!


But then some people think that the undesirable behaviour displayed by these individuals is unintentional, and that everything is the way it is due the uncontrollable circumstances within which they grew up and developed.. a product of their upbringing, if you may.

These circumstances – not being controllable – should not mean these assholes get freed of any serious responsibility of their actions. No way! Since we can not force selective breeding amongst humans, we must play every little part we must in order spread awareness! We can, in a humorous way, via the Rubber Up! anonymous mail – exclusive to ROFL Mail.


You get to send 4 condoms [aka rubber], which are premium in quality, and serve the critical role of being a great prophylactic towards preventing multiplication of undesirable ‘genetic builds’. Along with the “rubber”, you get to send the letter – making your better intentions come to light!


To blow off some steam, have a laugh, send them endless ROFL MAIL Prank Mail! And this could be a good starting point!.


If you have ever received this anonymous prank mail, please leave your feedback int he comments section below!


Additional Info

Additional information

Weight 0.025 kg
Dimensions 24.1 x 10.4 x 1 cm


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