Rubber Up!

$9.99

ROFL Mail’s Rubber Up! anonymous prank mail is a great way to tell someone how the world would be a better place without people like them – anonymously.

Send someone 4 premium condoms, with a personal letter stating how the recipient should not be reproducing anymore, for humanity’s sake!

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Description

What do I get to send?

  • 4 premium latex condoms. Sometimes flavoured, for those who taste them, ROFL!
  • A letter stating that the recipient should just stop reproducing all by itself – how we don’t need another person like them in this society, burning them for sure!

(please be sure to read all the sections below before purchasing – thanks!)

 

Background

Every time we encounter a dick, or a douche bag, we think to ourselves that life would be better if all the people of that nature just ceased to exist. Imagine that eh. No stupid, arrogant, rude, self conceded, obnoxious, useless people!

 

But then some people think that the undesirable behaviour displayed by these individuals is unintentional, and that everything is the way it is due the uncontrollable circumstances within which they grew up and developed.. a product of their upbringing, if you may.

These circumstances – not being controllable – should not mean these assholes get freed of any serious responsibility of their actions. No way! Since we can not force selective breeding amongst humans, we must play every little part we must in order spread awareness! We can, in a humorous way, via the Rubber Up! anonymous mail – exclusive to ROFL Mail.

 

You get to send 4 condoms [aka rubber], which are premium in quality, and serve the critical role of being a great prophylactic towards preventing multiplication of undesirable ‘genetic builds’. Along with the “rubber”, you get to send the letter – making your better intentions come to light!

 

To blow off some steam, have a laugh, send them endless ROFL MAIL Prank Mail! And this could be a good starting point!.

 

If you have ever received this anonymous prank mail, please leave your feedback int he comments section below!

 

Additional Info

CAUTION: This item has the potential to be used irresponsibly. By purchasing this ROFL Mail, you agree not to use this product for purposes which may be illegal, immoral, fraudulent or hurtful to others. Like almost any item in existence, this product may be used for fun or for evil, depending solely on your (the purchaser’s) intentions. It is designed as a novelty/gag item. Be sure your recipient has a sense of humor before unleashing this prank upon them!

IMPORTANT: Keep in mind that the shipping address and billing address for the prank mail ideas we offer on ROFL Mail will be different – unless you want it to be received by someone in your own house! So it is very important, that upon checkout via Paypal, you make sure you are entering the correct address for shipping. If for whatever reason Paypal does not let you ship the item to an address other than the billing address you provide, then make sure to leave the address in the “note to seller” section! If you do not, the prank mail will be sent to the address provided, and then you (assuming the address is the billing address and that of your own) will be the bearer of the glorious ROFL Mail prank mail, with the responsibility of sending it out yourself to the intended recipient!

 

To read more about our shipping or services, check out our FAQ section.

For any other questions/concerns/comments, feel free to contact us!

Additional information

Weight 0.025 kg
Dimensions 24.1 × 10.4 × 1 cm

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